Allow me to point out a few things which, in my view, make you an idiot…
- If your ego won’t permit you to move out into the slow lane – you’re an idiot!
- If you feel that tailgating at 120km/h is a way to make people move over for you – you’re an idiot!
- If you don’t know that the basic rule of the road is “keep left, pass right” – you’re an idiot!
- If you drive without your seatbelt buckled – you’re an idiot!
- If you think that an airbag alone will save your life – you’re an idiot!
- If you think that you can hold onto your child, while he/she is sitting on your lap in the front seat, in the event of an accident – you’re an idiot!
- If you allow your child to stand between the front seats while you’re driving – you’re an idiot!
- If your child is anywhere other than buckled up in a dedicated seat – you’re an idiot!
- If you drink and drive – you’re an even bigger idiot than i thought!
- If you substitute a fit Schalk Burger with 20 minutes to play against the All Blacks – you’re an idiot!
- If the volume of your tailpipe is larger than the displacement of your engine – you’re an idiot!
- If you put your rear fog-lights on simply because there is a light switch for them – you’re an idiot!
- If you think that a free-flow exhaust or GT-stripes makes up for a the lack of kW from your engine – you’re an idiot!
- If you think that a faulty traffic light intersection becomes a “free-for-all” – you’re an idiot!
- If you don’t use your indicators as they were intended – you’re an idiot!
- If I thought that this blog might make any difference – I’m an idiot!
