7 tips for having sex in your car
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Look, having sex in your car is not for the fainthearted, it takes skill, sister! We figured you may need a few tips to avoid any injuries, mess or fuss! So here they are, 7 tips to help you have ‘safer’ sex in your car.
1. Avoid the driver seat
No one likes a steering wheel digging in to their back and to avoid that awkward fumble of trying to find a comfy position, rather stick to the passenger seat or back seat. If you opt for the passenger seat, then push it all the way back and lower the back rest. If you’re up for a bit of backseat action, slide the seats forward for that extra -˜leg room’.
2. Straddle your man
In most cases, the girl on top is probably the most favourable of positions. But be sure to exercise caution when maneouvering over or around the gearknob!
3. Think out of the box
If you’re in a safe and remotely private area, your -˜revved up rendezvous’ doesn’t necessarily have to entail sex inside the car but rather outside of it. Think bonnet action. You can either lie back and place your legs on your man’s shoulders, or turn around, place your hands on the bonnet and let him take you in reverse.
4. Safety cums first
Like mentioned in point number 3, make sure you are in a safe area! If you feel uncomfortable at all, rather move to another location. Also bear in mind that if you’re caught by the police you could be charged with public indecency-¦ and a huge dose of embarrasment.
5. Size matters
The bigger the car, the easier it is. If you’re in a two-seater, you really only have one option so head for the passenger seat. A mid size sedan for instance will allow you to explore the backseat. If you find yourself in a convertible you might want to pay closer attention to where you park as you are pretty much having sex under the stars (and hopefully not under surveillance!)
6. Remove essential items only
Let’s face it, there are usually only two reasons you have sex in a car; you just cannot wait to get home or you don’t actually have another choice. Either way, it’s pretty frantic and would be classified a quickie. It’s a car, not a bed afterall. So don’t remove ALL of your clothing. You would rather get caught with just your pants down, if at all! Plus, trying to find all of your clothing in the dark after the deed, is no fun.
7. Etiquette
First off, it’s best to make sure your car is clean. No one wants to get jiggy on a McDonald’s takeaway box. Keep tissues handy to prevent those sneaky tell-tale stains, and if you have leather seats, be sure to put a towel or blanket down because leather burns are an actual thing.
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